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rheytard ([personal profile] thunder) wrote2011-03-22 10:58 pm

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hi, f-list. i'm not dead-- although my dignity and social life are. in other words, i've given in to my shameful desires, and started playing starry☆sky.

meet my virtual boyfriend, tohzuki suzuya:



well, okay, i lied. we aren't secretly getting it on at the rooftop gardens under the ~beautiful starry sky~ every night. he is basically my childhood friend (one of two! they come in a pair with plenty of bffslash potential. 8D) who always looks after me. suzuya is perfect. he's a yuutousei type who can hold his own in a fight. he's rational and friendly, but a bit of a worrywart. and he's voiced by ono daisuke, and always, so softly, tells me he's ~always gonna stay by my side and cook me delicious things~ and pats my head and holds my hands and addresses me as omae and DAMMIT WAE U NO EXPRESS YOUR ~TRUE FEELINGS~ FOR ME SUZU-CHAN. donchu realise you're a cancer, i'm a scorpio, and together, we'd be explosive /sob it's not completely his fault, i guess, cuz you know, every time i get to cosy up with him, i usually end up blowing it by saying stuff like this:



dies. we are about embark on one of those kimodameshi/test of courage type things right now. chance~! :D


basically, what i am saying is that look at the state of my life. the next time you see a headline about some delusional otaku marrying a video game character, you won't even have to read the article to know it's me. i haven't had any real romantic interest in anyone irl in so, so, soooo long that at this point, it doesn't seem unlikely that i will be #foreveralone (not lonely, because i don't exactly feel all the depressing emotions generally associated with loneliness, or even the need to ~fix it). i'm gonna be sixty and still single. well, maybe not even "single," cuz that might imply i'm in the market? if you're not actively looking for a job, you can't be considered unemployed-- you're not even in the labour force. my reservation wage and nonlabour income are too high to even bother considering entering the market?

OH MY GOD SOMEONE PLEASE TEACH ME HOW TO FALL IN LOVE BEFORE I BECOME THE CATLADY NO ONE WANTS TO HANGOUT WITH

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